Ramblings and Randomness of an Amateur Writer

casinmyassbutt:

if you look at Jared Padaleckis body you’d expect him to be some tough dude who’s serious and all

BUT

NO

HE’S ACTUALLY A 5 YEAR OLD 

HOW THE FUCK

DOES THIS EVEN WORK

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

fishscalepanties:

darkrobins:

on one hand i want a nightwing movie, but on the other hand i know they’d totally prob fuck him up and try to make him ~gritty~ like batman

i think id just really like them to start with a super gritty voice over and the actor portraying dick grayson doing the gargling-marbles christopher nolan batman voice

then just have him choke and cough and be like “how does he do that for more than fifteen minutes a night, jesus christ-“

begin nightwing movie~

mybunnynietzsche:

kirakirahanabi:

mathmaticalkrillbits:

anondracomalfoy:

bless you if you can admit your favorite character has flaws.

And bless you if you can admit your least favourite character has good points

and then there was umbridge

UMBRIDGE

spookymormon:

spookymormon:

my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great